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	<title>Funny Masty &#187; Paris Hilton</title>
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		<title>Paris Hilton:</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Dec 2008 13:31:36 +0000</pubDate>
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In the new issue of Esquire Magazine, heiress Paris Hilton offers up pearls of wisdom about what it’s like to be born rich, some of the best things money can buy, and growing old gracefully.
“I was the oldest granddaughter. Everyone was so excited that I was born, they would always take pictures of me. My [...]]]></description>
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<p>In the new issue of Esquire Magazine, heiress Paris Hilton offers up pearls of wisdom about what it’s like to be born rich, some of the best things money can buy, and growing old gracefully.</p>
<p>“I was the oldest granddaughter. Everyone was so excited that I was born, they would always take pictures of me. My grandma would call me Marilyn Monroe or Grace Kelly. Ever since I was little, it’s what I knew I wanted to do — be a blonde icon.”</p>
<p>“The best thing I’ve ever bought with money is my house. I call it my Paris Palace. It’s beautiful. Every room has beautiful crystal chandeliers and amazing moldings from Italy. When people come over they say, “Hey, this looks just like you.’”</p>
<p>“Having a nightclub in your house really helps for having a party, because then you don’t need to go out.”</p>
<p>Paris On Being A Hilton: “Because of my last name and the way I look, some people think I’m a spoiled brat. But I’m not like that at all. I’m one of the most down-to-earth people I know out of anyone in Hollywood.”</p>
<p>Paris On Growing Old Gracefully: “You may not be able to be hot when you’re seventy-five in a conventional sense. Like, young people won’t think you’re hot. But your husband will, and so will people your own age.”</p>
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		<title>Paris Hilton and Benji Madden</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Nov 2008 17:53:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Last spotted out together a little over a week ago, Paris Hilton and Good Charotte rocker Benji Madden have reportedly called an end to their relationship.

Talking to Life &#38; Style, Vanessa Fontana, a contestant on Paris‘ “Ny New BFF” show, revealed, “Sadly, it’s true. Paris and Benji have split. I love Paris, and I just [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Last spotted out together a little over a week ago, Paris Hilton and Good Charotte rocker Benji Madden have reportedly called an end to their relationship.</p>
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<p>Talking to Life &amp; Style, Vanessa Fontana, a contestant on Paris‘ “Ny New BFF” show, revealed, “Sadly, it’s true. Paris and Benji have split. I love Paris, and I just want her to be happy. I think that they’ll be better as friends.”</p>
<p>Insisting that the decision to end their romance wasn’t based on rumors of Paris reuniting with ex Stavros Niachros in Miami, Miss Fontana told, “No, nobody else is involved. Paris and Benji were loyal and faithful to each other. I was with Paris in Miami, and Stavros came over to our table, and the two of them talked for literally two minutes. It was a friendly conversation. They definitely did not hook up.”</p>
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		<title>Paris Hilton</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Nov 2008 17:03:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just one of many nip slips by the ex-jailbird heiress, this one is quite demure by her standards. But she really does strike you the Bible reading girl doesn’t she?

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Just one of many nip slips by the ex-jailbird heiress, this one is quite demure by her standards. But she really does strike you the Bible reading girl doesn’t she?</p>
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		<title>Paris Hilton:</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Nov 2008 17:55:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[She’s constantly looking to what’s next in her career, and yesterday (November 5) Paris Hilton was spotted arriving at Victory Studios in Glendale.

The “Hottie and the Nottie” starlet looked sexy and confident as she made her way inside, sporting a pink and black sleeveless printed dress with black heels.
In a recent interview, Paris revealed her [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>She’s constantly looking to what’s next in her career, and yesterday (November 5) Paris Hilton was spotted arriving at Victory Studios in Glendale.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://funnymasty.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/paris-hilton-victory-studios.jpg"><img class="size-medium wp-image-1377 aligncenter" title="Paris Hilton Out At The Victory Studios" src="http://funnymasty.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/paris-hilton-victory-studios-300x214.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="214" /></a></p>
<p>The “Hottie and the Nottie” starlet looked sexy and confident as she made her way inside, sporting a pink and black sleeveless printed dress with black heels.</p>
<p>In a recent interview, Paris revealed her disdain for her lack of privacy.  “I try to sometimes travel… I’ll wear a wig and I try to go unnoticed, but it doesn’t ever work. No matter what country I go to, people recognize me and know who I am.”</p>
<p>She also sang the praises of her boyfriend Benji Madden, noting that he’s the only one who has treated her right.  “Every other guy I’ve been out with has used me for money or sex &#8211; but in most cases they just want fame. It made it hard to trust people.”</p>
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		<title>Wedding Dreams Paris Hilton’s</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Oct 2008 17:03:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[She’s in London working on a reality show in which she searches for a “British bestie,” and last night Paris Hilton was spotted returning to her hotel all by her lonesome.

It seems Miss Hilton’s boyfriend Benji Madden had already flown home, after spending just 24 hours with her.  But that didn’t stop the “Stars are [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>She’s in London working on a reality show in which she searches for a “British bestie,” and last night Paris Hilton was spotted returning to her hotel all by her lonesome.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://funnymasty.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/paris-hilton-london-leopard.jpg"><img class="size-medium wp-image-974  aligncenter" title="paris hilton 141008" src="http://funnymasty.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/paris-hilton-london-leopard-300x214.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="214" /></a></p>
<p>It seems Miss Hilton’s boyfriend Benji Madden had already flown home, after spending just 24 hours with her.  But that didn’t stop the “Stars are Blind” songstress from showing some love to her fans.</p>
<p>As for a possible future wedding with Mr. Madden, Hilton told press she’s thinking storybook-style.  “I think girls always dream about their wedding. So when I do get married I definitely want it to be like a fairytale wedding. Like Cinderella!  I am really happy and really in love right now. Me and Benji just had out seven-month anniversary but I don’t know about a wedding just yet. We will see.”</p>
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		<title>Paris Hilton Celebrates with Diesel</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Oct 2008 15:21:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In London to film her reality show, Paris Hilton spent Saturday night (October 11) celebrating at Diesel xXx “The Creative Experiment” at Matter in the O2 Arena.

Held in honor of Diesel’s 30th anniversary in the world of fashion, the “My New BFF” babe smilingly posed on the red carpet alongside a fellow blonde partygoer (possibly [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In London to film her reality show, Paris Hilton spent Saturday night (October 11) celebrating at Diesel xXx “The Creative Experiment” at Matter in the O2 Arena.</p>
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<p>Held in honor of Diesel’s 30th anniversary in the world of fashion, the “My New BFF” babe smilingly posed on the red carpet alongside a fellow blonde partygoer (possibly a new BFF?).<br />
Treated to an evening of music, the night’s bill included hip Brit acts such as Big Pink, Filthy Dukes, Fresh, Kitty, Daisy and Lewis, Patrick Wolf, Plastic Little, Supergrass, and Tayo.</p>
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		<title>Paris Hilton and Benji Madden Stop By The Late Show</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 05 Oct 2008 16:04:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sheâ been hanging out in New York City to promote her new line of hair extensions.Â  And yesterday Paris Hilton and boyfriend Benji Madden stopped by The Late Show with David Letterman

The â€œHottie and the Nottieâ€ actress and her rock star boyfriend were having a great time mingling outside the Ed Sullivan Theatre signing autographs [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: left;">Sheâ been hanging out in New York City to promote her new line of hair extensions.Â  And yesterday Paris Hilton and boyfriend Benji Madden stopped by The Late Show with David Letterman</p>
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<p>The â€œHottie and the Nottieâ€ actress and her rock star boyfriend were having a great time mingling outside the Ed Sullivan Theatre signing autographs and posing for pictures.</p>
<p>Earlier in the day, Paris was hounded with questions when she wore a new two-banded diamond ring on her left-hand ring finger.Â  But it turns out it wasnâ€™t that kind of ring.</p>
<p>She told press, â€œNo, itâ€™s just a present.Â  Heâ€™s sweet.Â  We want to stay together forever.â€ And it sounds like theyâ€™ve already approached the topic of an upcoming wedding.</p>
<p>Hilton said, â€œI wouldnâ€™t do a Vegas [wedding].Â  I donâ€™t know where or when but I do want it to be romantic.â€ And when it comes to kids, the â€œStars are Blindâ€ singer says sheâ€™s eager to get started.</p>
<p>â€œNicole [Richie] is our first friend to have a babyâ€¦ Seeing Harlow, it really makes me want one.Â  Iâ€™ve always wanted to have a baby.</p>
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