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		<title>Jessica Simpson Launches (Fancy) Fragrance</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Dec 2008 06:14:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Continuing to expand her line of products, Jessica Simpson launched her new fragrance “Fancy” at the Macy’s in Chicago on Saturday evening (December 6).

Switching between a holiday-inspired Santa outfit and a sexy navy and gold ensemble, the “Dukes of Hazzard” damsel greeted fans and signed autographs while posing with her new scent and her pet [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Continuing to expand her line of products, Jessica Simpson launched her new fragrance “Fancy” at the Macy’s in Chicago on Saturday evening (December 6).</p>
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<p>Switching between a holiday-inspired Santa outfit and a sexy navy and gold ensemble, the “Dukes of Hazzard” damsel greeted fans and signed autographs while posing with her new scent and her pet pooch, Daisy.</p>
<p>In related news, Miss Simpson recently sparked rumors that she’ll be moving in with boyfriend Tony Romo, after reportedly “swapping her hotel room to stay with the football star during a recent visit to her home state.”</p>
<p>A source tells the Us Weekly, “They are doing great. Now it’s Tony, Jess and his roommate!” Meanwhile, another insider adds, “Jessica stays at his home when she’s in town, but she hasn’t totally moved in yet. She’s been busy with her country music stuff. &#8230;</p>
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		<title>Jessica Simpson</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Nov 2008 16:28:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Jessica Simpson dishes on her kid sister’s never-ending pregnancy with Ellen DeGeneres this week.

On Wednesday’s Ellen, recorded on Monday, Jessica says Ashlee Simpson-Wentz has been doing “different foot massages and stuff” in hopes of provoking labor.
“I think she’s really just jumping around trying everything right now,” Jess says. When Ellen asks if Ashlee and husband [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Jessica Simpson dishes on her kid sister’s never-ending pregnancy with Ellen DeGeneres this week.</p>
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<p>On Wednesday’s Ellen, recorded on Monday, Jessica says Ashlee Simpson-Wentz has been doing “different foot massages and stuff” in hopes of provoking labor.</p>
<p>“I think she’s really just jumping around trying everything right now,” Jess says. When Ellen asks if Ashlee and husband Pete Wentz are thinking of inducing labor, Jessica replied, “Yeah, they’re going to have to.”</p>
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		<title>Jessica Simpson Nips Slip</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Nov 2008 17:35:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Jessica Simpson</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Nov 2008 17:01:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Her marriage might have broken apart, her movies might have flopped, but at least Jessica Simpson can still flash some boobs and get media attention. Although unlike with Cocaine Kate, this is actually the case of “if you have it, flaunt it”.

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Her marriage might have broken apart, her movies might have flopped, but at least Jessica Simpson can still flash some boobs and get media attention. Although unlike with Cocaine Kate, this is actually the case of “if you have it, flaunt it”.</p>
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		<title>Jessica Simpson</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 25 Oct 2008 15:43:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just flown in last night from the west coast, Jessica Simpson was all about business while out in New York City on Friday (October 24).

Getting an early start to the day, the “Do You Know” singer toted her leopard-skin handbag as she made her way to a Baron Funds private event, proceeding to attend to [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Just flown in last night from the west coast, Jessica Simpson was all about business while out in New York City on Friday (October 24).</p>
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<p>Getting an early start to the day, the “Do You Know” singer toted her leopard-skin handbag as she made her way to a Baron Funds private event, proceeding to attend to further work-related matters afterwards.</p>
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		<title>Jessica Simpson Launches</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Oct 2008 16:36:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Accompanied by her canine companion Daisy, Jessica Simpson attended the launch of her new fragrance “Fancy” at Dillard’s in Dallas, Texas on Saturday (October 18).
The “Do You Know” singer has teamed with Dior vet Alexis Dadier to create what’s described as a sugary fragrance with ingredients including “pear, apricot nectar, toasted almonds and caramel, plus [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Accompanied by her canine companion Daisy, Jessica Simpson attended the launch of her new fragrance “Fancy” at Dillard’s in Dallas, Texas on Saturday (October 18).</p>
<p>The “Do You Know” singer has teamed with Dior vet Alexis Dadier to create what’s described as a sugary fragrance with ingredients including “pear, apricot nectar, toasted almonds and caramel, plus a flowery dash of gardenia and jasmine.”</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://funnymasty.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/jessica-simpson-fancy-scent.jpg"><img class="size-medium wp-image-992    aligncenter" title="jessica-simpson-fancy-scent" src="http://funnymasty.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/jessica-simpson-fancy-scent-300x214.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="214" /></a><br />
As for the previous evening, Miss Simpson was busy singing for the thousands of fans attending the State Fair of Texas &#8211; including her quarterback boyfriend Tony Romo.</p>
<p>“Wow, I love Dallas,” Jess told the Fair Park crowd. “Obviously, I love Dallas because I grew up here and this is my home – you guys are my family – but I did find an amazing boyfriend here in Dallas!”</p>
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		<title>Jessica Simpson: Ashleeâ€™s Maid of Honor</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 05 Oct 2008 16:41:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In yet another example of patriotism and love for American troops, Jessica Simpson was spotted yesterday rehearsing for the â€œAmerica: United in Support of Our Troopsâ€ concert.

Hanging with rockers like ZZ Top, the â€œWith Youâ€ singer looked like a pro during soundcheck, sporting a black jacket and some sexy figure-flattering jeans.
And it sounds like Jess [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In yet another example of patriotism and love for American troops, Jessica Simpson was spotted yesterday rehearsing for the â€œAmerica: United in Support of Our Troopsâ€ concert.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://funnymasty.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/jessica-simpson-troops-may-300x214.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-380  aligncenter" title="jessica-simpson-troops-may-300x214" src="http://funnymasty.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/jessica-simpson-troops-may-300x214.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="214" /></a></p>
<p>Hanging with rockers like ZZ Top, the â€œWith Youâ€ singer looked like a pro during soundcheck, sporting a black jacket and some sexy figure-flattering jeans.</p>
<p>And it sounds like Jess will be donning a bridesmaid dress sooner than later as she assumes her role as sister Ashleeâ€™s maid of honor!</p>
<p>While everyone (so far) has been tight-lipped about the â€œLa Laâ€ singerâ€™s wedding to Pete Wentz, Jess told press, â€œOf course!â€ when asked if sheâ€™d be the top gal in the wedding party.</p>
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