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		<title>Britney Spears</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jan 2009 17:47:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Britney Spears:</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Nov 2008 16:31:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In her new MTV documentary, Britney: For The Record, pop tart Britney Spears reveals that her life is like being held captive in a prison.

The “Womanizer” singer, who suffered a public breakdown earlier this year resulting in her father Jamie becoming co-conservator of her estate, has revealed that she is still desperately unhappy and feels [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In her new MTV documentary, Britney: For The Record, pop tart Britney Spears reveals that her life is like being held captive in a prison.</p>
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The “Womanizer” singer, who suffered a public breakdown earlier this year resulting in her father Jamie becoming co-conservator of her estate, has revealed that she is still desperately unhappy and feels having her life controlled by others means every day is “like Groundhog day.”</p>
<p>“There’s no excitement, there’s no passion. I have really good days, and then I have bad days. Even when you go to jail you know there’s the time when you’re going to get out,” Britney laments.</p>
<p>“Even when you go to jail you know there’s the time when you’re going to get out. But in this situation, it’s never ending. It’s just like ‘Groundhog Day’ every day.”</p>
<p>She added, “When I tell them the way I feel, it’s like they hear but they’re really not listening.”</p>
<p>Britney’s new album, Circus, is due to be released on her 27th birthday this December 2.</p>
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		<title>Britney Spears Niple Slips</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Nov 2008 17:29:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Britney Spears: ( Home in Kentwood)</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Nov 2008 16:45:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Following a big performance alongside Madonna on Thursday night, Britney Spears apparently was in the need of a little hometown relaxation.

The “Gimme More” singer, along with her two sons, Sean Preston and Jayden James, were spotted arriving in Kentwood, Louisiana on Friday morning (November 7).
Also joining the trio were Britney’s conservator father, Jamie Spears, and [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Following a big performance alongside Madonna on Thursday night, Britney Spears apparently was in the need of a little hometown relaxation.</p>
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<p>The “Gimme More” singer, along with her two sons, Sean Preston and Jayden James, were spotted arriving in Kentwood, Louisiana on Friday morning (November 7).<br />
Also joining the trio were Britney’s conservator father, Jamie Spears, and her brother Bryan &#8211; with mama Lynne happily greeting her family at the airport.</p>
<p>According to insider reports, Miss Spears and the boys are expected to spend the week back at home &#8211; surely allowing for plenty of playtime with sister Jamie-Lynn’s baby girl Maddie Briann.</p>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Nov 2008 16:57:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Over the last year or so it seems like a day does not go by without Britney flashing one or all of her bits and bobs (for example this is the get up from this week, very fetching wig don’t you think?) But this one is quintessential Britney nip slip.

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Over the last year or so it seems like a day does not go by without Britney flashing one or all of her bits and bobs (for example this is the get up from this week, very fetching wig don’t you think?) But this one is quintessential Britney nip slip.</p>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Nov 2008 17:57:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Oct 2008 16:51:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Trying to pull a fast one on the paparazzi today (October 14), Britney Spears hitched a ride with her neighborhood gardener to leave her gated community and meet her mother at the Chinois Beaute Bar in the San Fernando Valley.

Unfortunately for the “Womanizer” starlet, her plan didn’t quite pan out &#8211; as the photogs weren’t [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Trying to pull a fast one on the paparazzi today (October 14), Britney Spears hitched a ride with her neighborhood gardener to leave her gated community and meet her mother at the Chinois Beaute Bar in the San Fernando Valley.</p>
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<p>Unfortunately for the “Womanizer” starlet, her plan didn’t quite pan out &#8211; as the photogs weren’t fooled by the ruse when they “noticed Spears’ bodyguard following the truck.” Unfazed by the fact that her plan was foiled, Brit smiled and laughed while exiting the truck.</p>
<p>Sources tell that the arena trek will help promote her new album, ‘Circus,’ which is due to hit store shelves on Britney’s 27th birthday (December 2).</p>
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		<title>Back to Los Angeles ((Britney Spears))</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[She’s been hanging out in New York City, showing some love to Bronx school kids and hanging out at the clubs, but yesterday Britney Spears returned home to Los Angeles.

The “Gimme More” songstress hopped a plane from JFK International Airport to LAX, arriving on the West Coast to a bevy of paparazzi who were eagerly [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>She’s been hanging out in New York City, showing some love to Bronx school kids and hanging out at the clubs, but yesterday Britney Spears returned home to Los Angeles.</strong></p>
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<p><strong>The “Gimme More” songstress hopped a plane from JFK International Airport to LAX, arriving on the West Coast to a bevy of paparazzi who were eagerly waiting for her.</strong></p>
<p><strong>According to a recent report, Miss Spears will be releasing a behind-the-scenes DVD along with her new album Circus on December 2nd, just in time for Christmas.</strong></p>
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		<title>Britney Spears Hits Parked Car, Skips Interview</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Oct 2008 15:39:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It looks like Lindsay Lohan is getting some company in the celebrity car crash category.Â  Britney Spears recently struck a stationary object with her black Benz convertible.

According to X-17, Brit was on her way to the pharmacy (for more crazy pills?) when she collided with a parked car.Â  She was attempting to park her Mercedes [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It looks like Lindsay Lohan is getting some company in the celebrity car crash category.Â  Britney Spears recently struck a stationary object with her black Benz convertible.</p>
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According to X-17, Brit was on her way to the pharmacy (for more crazy pills?) when she collided with a parked car.Â  She was attempting to park her Mercedes when the incident occurred.</p>
<p>The only passenger was her new puppy, a male Chihuahua.Â  Neither Jayden James or Sean Preston were aboard for the collision.<br />
And in other â€œOops I Did It Againâ€ news, once more Britney has screwed up a chance to look good in the media.Â  According to Allure magazineâ€™s editor in chief, Brit showed up for the cover shoot, but skipped out on the interview.<br />
â€œI thought we could present the profile as her comeback. Britney showed up for Allureâ€™s cover shoot on time and ready to work. She was entirely unselfconscious: She took off her wig and then stripped down to the waist, for no apparent reason, before sitting for hair and makeup.â€<br />
The editor also said that after the photo shoot, â€œthat was the last we saw of her … she missed four appointments for an interview.Â  Britney has long lost her role-model status … Spears still commands our attention, perhaps even more so now than before her life imploded.â€</p>
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